# 🕹️ Myspace: the Sequel Was Better
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🎛️ *Now back to your regularly scheduled holy chaos...*
> [!tip]
> Dinosaurs? Nah, It's the Parking Lot after Sunday Mass That Gets You!
## 🌿 Some of My Favorite People, Places and Things* 🦕
*Currently, in Random Order…
### Never Enough Pedro as Latina Mom
### Sarah Connor
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“We all have weak moments, moments where we lose faith, but it's our flaws, our weaknesses that make us human. Science now performs miracles like the gods of old, creating life from blood cells or bacteria, or a spark of metal. But they're perfect creatures and in that way they couldn't be less human. There are things machines will never do, they cannot possess faith, they cannot commune with God. They cannot appreciate beauty, they cannot create art. If they ever learn these things, they won't have to destroy us, they'll be us.” - Sarah Connor 🦾🔫 👧🏼 💪.
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## 🐶 Born to Be Wild
*But only until 9 PM or so…*
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## ## 👯♀️ Top 8 Friends
Because no serious MySpace page would be caught dead without this sacred ranking.
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## 🐘 Don’t You Forget About Me
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*This page, like me, is a work in progress… check back soon. I am still working on all the links!*
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### 💾~*~*~ Dernhelm's Myspace ~*~*~
Last updated: December 16, 1995
Visitor Count: 8
## 🦕 Forecast Warning
> [!warning]
> **Weather Report:** 🌤️ Sunny skies with a 100% chance of giant fiery space rock! Grab your sunscreen… and maybe a hard hat. 🦖
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## 🌀 Feeling Lost? Again?
🪩 Want more chaos? Visit [[vault-wall-of-vibes|Vault Wall of Vibes]] for emojis, memes, nonsense, and the stuff I refuse to post on Facebook. You can also go back to [[MySpace|MySpace Retro Page: We Did Not Start The Fire]]